Quotidian Fiction Tweets About Philosophers

"Game one, de Landa!" Manuel yelled as he slammed the domino down. Bruno Latour babbled–"but, but, but"–and the crowd roared.

— CMRN KNZLMN (@ckunzelman) January 7, 2013

Old Man Bogost looked out at the town. He could hear the stories being told with button presses and prompts. "Narrative," he muttered.

— CMRN KNZLMN (@ckunzelman) January 7, 2013

"No, that isn't the archive," Derrida said. He pointed at the box. The lid was on askew. "That's just a box of office shit."

— CMRN KNZLMN (@ckunzelman) January 8, 2013

Sloterdijk looked down. "No, I could totally make that." His comrade shook his head. "Yeah…no, yeah, I could totally make that."

— CMRN KNZLMN (@ckunzelman) January 11, 2013

"Hold on. Wait. You guys–wait. I need to tie my shoe," Nietzsche said.

— CMRN KNZLMN (@ckunzelman) January 26, 2013

Julia Kristeva scraped her foot along the ground. She lagged behind her group of friends. One turned around. "I stepped in poop," she said.

— CMRN KNZLMN (@ckunzelman) January 28, 2013

She decided to eat a peach. The faucet didn't work. "God damn it Judith," Judith Butler whispered to herself. Sticky hands all afternoon.

— CMRN KNZLMN (@ckunzelman) January 28, 2013

Brian Massumi waved his hands over his head. "My hat!" he yelled. "No, not that one! NOT THAT ONE! NOT THAT ONE! THAT ONE! YEAH! Thanks."

— CMRN KNZLMN (@ckunzelman) February 15, 2013